(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Frozen pipes, frozen pipes,
it's our New Year's gift,
If only we remembered
to let hot water drip,
Cold!
It's so cold, it's so cold
Here in New Jersey,
the furnace can't top 68
while the floor is 53!
Cold!
Outside there is snow
that hardened like a rock
the postman won't be ringing twice
he's skipping this frozen block!
We're snuggling on the couch
with blankets to our eyes
hibernating until spring
when we hope temperatures rise!
Cold!
(repeat)
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